Thursday, May 31, 2007

Inbred future.

From the past I bring you a future of idiots.
What horrible events occurred to enable computers to become alive? What school neglects to teach students what year it is? Why is mommy so pretty and how come she is the only one who remembers where the bathroom is but cant remember what its called? The swelling music at the end makes me want to shout "You maniacs! God damn you God Damn you all to hell!" 1999 was apparently the year computers enslaved mankind.

1 comment:

LadrĂ³n de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Indeed, 1999 was the year we learned that 44 "is not that old." I'm sure glad that her sand writing clarified that it was 1999 A.D. not 1999 B.C. Their fashion is so timeless that this could have been ancient Greece. Or Malibu of the near past. Do you think the kiddo knew the difference?