I took a drive this morning and found myself going from yard sale to yard sale. The most interesting of them all was at a house in Woodland Hills. I had just missed the opportunity to buy a realistic life size Galapagos turtle. It was so large it would have to be strapped to the roof of the car. I dont like the idea of being a parade float so I'm sure I wouldn't have picked it up had I been there 15 minutes earlier. The guy who purchased it didn't seem to understand it was not a real turtle.
I passed up the opportunity to buy the next best thing. A life size bust of a silverback. I just wouldn't know where to put Mighty Joe Young.