The top ten things that bother me...
In no particular order( I numbered them for my benefit ):
10.BOZO the clown. Yes BOZO freaks me out to no end. The Los Angeles BOZO whose human name is Larry Harmon. He is a child eating monster in a urine soaked taffeta costume. His house must smell of bubblegum, feces and death.
9.Lindsey Lohan- I cant stand her cock-suck-for-a-bump bitchface. How dare she think she is anything aside from annoying. Her mom too. I hate her mom. Dried up old whore.
8.The Scissor Sisters. If "annoying queer" had a specific sound that would be it.
Fuckin' no brainer 70's rehash synthpop suck disco. The Will and Grace of the musical world. Please go away. I'm still trying to pick the Erasure out of my ears and that was over a decade ago.
7.Rosie O'Donnell - She is just plain goofy. She is not a role model. She is not the lesser version of Oprah. She is a stand up comic that cant get a stand up gig. WAKE UP she is nothing special. If she focused on writing comedy and not trying to perform it OR pull her "I care for the world and it needs me to speak for it" bullshit maybe she'd be tolerable.
6.Every single person who watches AMERICAN IDOL. Your brain is being softened. Pick up a book.
5.FOX "News" Thanks to them I can't remember a time when REPORTER was an honorable profession. Anchor person is now the lowest job you could possibly have aside from President.
4.People who basically say there goodbyes to you the moment you tell them you have HIV. Fuck you Mr or Ms Turn Tail.
Try it next time someone sneezes. Just start crying and blubbering because you know that sneeze is going to eventually kill them. That's what people do. Its that silly. Might as well say goodbye! Fuck I don't need that type of person in my life anyway and besides I know there is something karmic in store for them.
3.People who never saw Jaws. What is wrong with you people? Its a shark and it eats people. Its cool.
2.People who can't watch a black and white film. ADD Retards. They happen to be the same people who watch American Idol so I get to hate them twice.
1.The Simpsons. I laugh at them now and remember how I really used to laugh back then.
Of course I used to laugh at Happy Days at one point in my life so... The Simpsons may never have been funny.