Saturday, May 5, 2007

Sci-Fi Channel okays hurt-speak

If you are a planning to produce any original programming for the SCI-FI cable channel please be aware of the following language rules:

These words are NEVER ACCEPTABLE
Fuck; motherfucker
Gism, jerk-off (masturbatory),blow job, douche bag, eat me
Chrissakes, goddamn, non-reverential uses of Jesus, Jesus Christ,Christ

These words are Generally Acceptable
Hell, damn, ass, jackass, S.O.B. bloody, freakin', jeez
Scum, scum sucking, scum bucket
Putz, Schmuck, sphincter, pissed
Lay, getting laid, screw, screwed, screwing, screw off, bite me, jerk off(non-masturbatory)
Numb nuts, bugger, wanker

(and the topper of it all)
These words are acceptable on a "Case by Case"
Wet dream, balls, cojones, scumbag, prick , dick
Slurs (must be in the proper context)
Nigger, Spic, Kike, Schvartze
Guinea, Wop, Dego, Jap, Chink
Queer, Faggot, Dyke, Lesbo

I think anything in final group is far worse than "Eat me"

I'd like to know what you think of their list?


Speck said...

You should send this entry to George Carlin.

Gavin Elster said...

I sent it to Chevy Chase but he didn't see the humor in it.

Timo said...

slurs are case by case but jesus christ is never ok?

jesus fucking christ!