I figured I'd do my part and look for another sport that would cater to Tim Hardaway's special needs.
Hmm lets see...
There is always Baseball.
There is American Football. Thats full of rough straight man action.
oooo um... not that either.
Ive got it! Australian Football! Its a rough mansport WITHOUT all the pussy padding.
Um... I don't think that will work for you either.
Tim I'm sorry I did my best but it looks like you'll have to find a way to go back to this: