Thursday, February 22, 2007

Bleep blorp bloo bleep bleep


"Handicapped" is such a horrible word. I'm no longer using that word. I have now started to call them "Robots." Its a little confusing but I like the word better that "Handicapped"
The problem is I get them confused with REAL robots. I asked this robot I saw wheeling thru the Whole Foods parking lot to shoot the tires out of a car that took my space and he just looked at me. "Shooot it with your laser eyes! Shhhhhooooottt."
I realized I might not have been talking the robots language so I said "Bleeep blop bloo bloo bleep" and it just wheeled off.
Stupid robot.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Robot, is that PC, lol!

Gavin Elster said...

I'm thinking they are more MACINTOSH based!

My point is that the world is F'ed up. I think that my point?
If Christians can go around speading hate in the name of God and it is acceptible to the majority (as most of the hateful responses to tim haraways comments lead me to believe). If people like Michael Medved can spread hatred about gays black folk and women in one column I figure I should start hating too. After all it is the American way. I'm starting with the robots.
Robots Suck. They can never tell you whats on t.v. They take too long to get on the bus and they always have food in their grill. If you ask one to copy a CD they just wheel away.

Luke said...

Allow me to join you in hell

Gavin Elster said...

Luke that is the funniest thing I've seen all year!

WAT said...

You guys are so wrong.

LOL!

Unknown said...

LOL!