Thursday, February 22, 2007
Bleep blorp bloo bleep bleep
"Handicapped" is such a horrible word. I'm no longer using that word. I have now started to call them "Robots." Its a little confusing but I like the word better that "Handicapped"
The problem is I get them confused with REAL robots. I asked this robot I saw wheeling thru the Whole Foods parking lot to shoot the tires out of a car that took my space and he just looked at me. "Shooot it with your laser eyes! Shhhhhooooottt."
I realized I might not have been talking the robots language so I said "Bleeep blop bloo bloo bleep" and it just wheeled off.