Wednesday, December 12, 2007

There are some people you wish would go to Texas.

I want to punch his stupid face.

You are the reason people hate gay folk. Go back to your "Cattle Ranch" in San Luis Obispo. Get out of Hollywood.
Why are realtors such ugly people?

Read his (clearly self written) bio here.


Troy said...

he makes me want to go straight

Gavin Elster said...

Yep. Me too.

EmmaPeel007 said...

My guy pointed out he's probably a Republican, too.

Anonymous said...

No, this is not why people hate gay folk. This is why people hate idiots.

Really, though, this video is no more stupid than "My Humps." or the Piken Company adverts. I'd be happy if Fergie and Piken both moved back to SLO.

"Shot the victim in the shoulder..."

Anonymous said...

He's got a nice voice. And somebody loves this guy, his family and friends back in SLO, his friends and coworkers in Hollywood. It can't be easy being a very gay Christian cowboy, but he seems to be having fun with it.

Gavin Elster said...

Yes I'm sure he is loved by someone. Is he handicapped in someway? Do you know something I dont? Why are you being so nice? Are you just a super positive person? If so welcome! Awesome that you can find he good in this video clip. No I can't imagine it is to easy to be a Gay Christian Cowboy but, my dear Terre, He is clearly not. He is a realtor that left working on a ranch. WORKING ON A RANCH DOES NOT A COWBOY MAKE. Thats like saying the chicks who make lemonade at Hot dog on a Stick are Bartenders. It's nice you want to stick up for your friend. He needs to stick to selling homes and not shooting videos in his clients houses.

Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Scared straight, starring Steven of Stevenwood. Oh, the wand, the prayer, the crossing of themselves, the lit candles. Gay Christian cowboys doing dreadful disco. He prayed that his dancers do a great job, but all they did was sit on bales of hay. Yes, I now want to watch the Superbowl and bang a chick.

Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

By the way, he says that all of his songs were #1 hits. Uh, what chart was that on? I checked his website, and he's actually a person. When I first watched this I could not believe it wasn't a parody. Egads, the rumors about West Hollywood fags being airheads is true. I despise Madonna, but even she doesn't deserve this little twerp praying to her. Poor girl.

Gavin Elster said...

I hate to keep coming back to this post but L dB you bring up a very valid point. This guy does a great disservice reinforcing a stereo-type. Where did he learn to act so "GAY"? If there a class at the learning annex? Yes he is another reason to dislike west hollywood.
Look at me! This guy has enraged me so much I'm actually punching the air around me. ARRGH!

Thank you Steven for being such a positive role model for gays everywhere. After all without your guidance we would just be another oppressed group. Oh wait... Because of your minimal talent and high regard for said minimal talent you take us back 30 years to the days of Rip Taylor and Charles Nelson Rielly. Once again gay men are reduced to hissing pots of steam thanks to you. You are worse than any Animated representation of a gay man on any Fox TV show.
You make me seem straight. In fact, I want to go out and pick up a hooker fuck her raw then beat her with a baseball bat all the while calling your name.
Hell, You make Andy Dick seem straight.
I say these things because I care.
Leave the Elementary school theatrics to the professionals (Those would be elementary school children you fuckin' moron) and stick to selling houses.
DEAR GOD... you dont give out this video to your clients... do you!???? OH GOD you do!
OK now I feel bad for your retarded ass.

His hit is number one in your heart and number one in his mind!

Gavin Elster said...

Oh god I cant stop.
This is from his day job website. THIS IS REAL!
What a guffman this guy is!

Being a Listing agent, & representing a home to sell, is like being in your own "Broadway show", you must create the excitement, and show the finer details of the home. Steven has a very unique, one of a kind approach. His passion, young & hip high energy, marketing campaigns, 21st century technology, with all the internet and websites, advertising expertise, & Open house skills; ( which Steven himself sits) putting up to sometimes, 25 open house directional signs as needed, to guide the buyer to the home, and staying longer then the standard time, has allowed Steven to get his sellers record breaking sales prices on their homes. More than any other entity, in town, along with is select client base of Business managers and the "who¹s who crowd" of the Westside, Steven creates "magic" for those he serves. You may already have seen Steven¹s bright smile on all the carts at Pavilions located on Santa Monica Blvd. at Robertson.

Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Oh, you insult Charles Nelson Reilly and Rip Taylor. They at leas had a modicum of talent. In a very twisted way, I am tempted to call up Steven, tell him I'm interested in looking at a 7 to 8 figure property, have him show me around, fuck him senseless and then throw him a $20 bill and tell him I had a good time. He brings out the sexist pig in me. Is it sexist to say that about a member of your own sex? I guess so when he's a big old girl. Damn you, Gavin, now I'm going back to this post too. Train wreck that I just can't stop watching!

Anonymous said...

I prefer calling it auto-homophobic

Anonymous said...

...are all those extra S's really necessary?

Gavin Elster said...

Thats it. The stupid little self centered fuck. I'm going to have to post more about him just because the hate is welling inside me. If I don't post I'm afraid I might have to become violent.

I bet this guy is a real demanding prick. I bet He sends food back. Twice. Fuckin' stupid realtor.

From hells heart I stab at thee!