Sunday, December 16, 2007

Just how bad is Steven Spreafico's voice?

While proudly showing my new object of disgust this weekend I got to thinkin' : "Just how bad is Steven's singing voice?"

The vocal on this video shows Steven's lame attempt at vocal processing.

Some people.... I don't know who they are, But some people I'm sure could say his singing is "Not Bad."
God knows you can't call it good but it doesn't cause internal bleeding so thats NOT BAD.

Just to prove how bad Stevens voice is (LIKE I HAVE TO DO THAT!) Here is a demo of an Auto-Tune system. This is a vocal processing system that can turn shit into highly processed shinola.

Now this guy is doing a demo in response to an artist called TPain but the point is well made.

It is clear this guy cant sing and his processed version isn't half bad. How bad do you have to be for the processed vocal to sound bad?

After hearing that go back and experience the pain that is Blue Eyed "Hollywood" cow"Boy" and note how much that sack o' craps voice is processed.
I know ya'll heard it the first time but I have a sneaking suspicion I am posting this so Steven knows we are on to his obvious vocal suckatude. He seems like a guy who can't take a subtle hint.

Here is this big news for next week. Former FBI agent John Douglas the man who created the Behavioral Science Unit at Quantico will be here to discuss the predatory aspects of Steven Spreaficos song Stubborn Man. In addition Douglas, using only online tools and neighborhood interviews will take a closer look at Steven's lyrical style and delve into Stevens very public, private life. We’ll look at his upbringing on the ranch, his career choice and current lifestyle and what we find may shock you.

Look for this exciting exclusive:

Crazytrain: Destination Stevenwood. The Steven Spreafico story.
With special guest John Douglas.


Luke said...

yeah, that's bad. I thought it was going to be the Cher vocoder effect (you know, the robotic "DoOO YouUU BeeLLeeV in life after lOOvveE"), but that's just straight up autotune.

At least the actual song is awesome.

Anonymous said...

Okay he's gone to far.
He's ruined my NPR.

Anonymous said...

it is his NPR now nancy.

LadrĂ³n de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Someone needs to do a "Welcome to My House" parody of Little Stevie's videos a la the great Julie Klausner.

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Anonymous said...

LDB You are so right. I'm no Julie Klausner but I can dream cant I? I may actually do a parody of this self absorbed freak of freaks.

Anonymous said...

you guys are mean jerks who hate gay people. Stop being a racist and start accepting others for their uniqueness. Perhaps you are angry because you have a small dick. Sorry. Or perhaps you are closet homos and Steven arouses your innermost desires for a nice hard dick in the mouth.

Anonymous said...

Wow. I revisited this post and I feel the same way about Steven as I did 4 years ago. I'm not saying this because I hate gay people. Far from it. I don't like people who are narcissists. He is so stuck on himself it's kinda sad.