Monday, November 19, 2007

Rant of the day

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no f u cking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile?
Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors?
Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people?
Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds.
When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

1 comment:

Luke said...

Perhaps the rock has been worn smooth by erosion and the paper is something like Tyvek.

This might be a question for the World RPS Society. After all, they are experts.