Whats not to love? (click here to buy)

Ya like sexy women right? Well?
DO YOU?

I thought so.

Well then do you like Vampires? HUH? Speak up I can't hear you!
Ok ok Well do you like absinthe? What you've never tried absinthe? What kind of a pussy are you?
Do you like a good scare now and then?
If you want some sexy yet frightening smokin' hot absinthe drinkin' lesbian vampire action I suggest you buy:


Click on the title of this post and you'll be taken to a site that is selling a super top secret version of this film. If you enjoy horror and the macabre you'll want this DVD.



See:
The seedy underbelly of a sleepy community get ravaged by the beautiful ageless immortals.

See:
Drunken bar scum meet their horrible fate!

Hear:
Their victims cry out in terror as they are torn to pieces.

Witness:
The perfect girlfriend become too perfect.

Take pleasure:
In the siren vampire dance for it will be the last thing you see.

Feel:
Fear. Those who cannot die are coming for you.

Give:
A bum money. A kind gesture may come back to you.