Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Pirates!

Not just any ol' Disneyfied Pirates but pirates for Jesus! (I just wanted to say butt pirates for Jesus.) This is one confounding video. First they claim Jesus has paralyzed the devil. Not just stopped the devil from doing whatever it is that the devil does but actually paralyzed him. Broke his back and put him in a wheelchair.
Twisted middle American ideals at work.

The lyrics speak of the devil distorting the truth. This is coming from two pirate puppets who tell me the devil is an invalid paralyzed from the waist down? Distortion of truth? How can you distort bible stories any more than they are?
These little pirates found a way!
Oh... I forgot to mention that they basically call anyone who uses a chair a loser. Thank you insensitive children's pirate puppets for Jesus.




Paralyzed!! Paralyzed! Come on everybody SING ALONG!

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