Monday, July 30, 2007

The beginning of the end.


Paris Hilton's inheritance seized by fed up grandfather!


Paris Hilton’s recent behaviour has sent her billionaire grandfather into fury — so much so that the hotel heiress-cum-jailbird will not see a cent of her $59 million inheritance.

The co-chairman of the famous hotel chain, Conrad ‘Barron’ Hilton, has instead decided to plough his fortune into a charitable foundation in an effort to carry on family tradition.
And the 79-year-old has also cut off his 11 other grandchildren in the name of philanthropy.
"He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris," says Jerry Oppenheimer, author of House Of Hilton. "He doesn't want to leave unearned wealth to his family." (That is how out of touch Hiltons are with reality. How long did it take Conrad to notice Paris is a fuckwad?)
Hilton senior recently acquired a hefty $2.4 billion after selling off a massive chunk of his hotel chain to private equity firm Blackstone.

Given her grandfathers disapproval, Miss Hilton is now working hard to cash in on her fame while she can.

The Daily Mail reports that Hilton recently made an impromptu performance at a karaoke night in an LA nightclub where she performed her painful rendition of Bette Davis Eyes before launching into her own, self-proclaimed ‘smash’ Stars Are Blind.
The paper suggested any stars in the crowd would have wished they were deaf instead.
Her close friends report she intends to release a new album soon even though her debut Paris barely made a dent in the charts, with one critic describing her singing as "like (somebody) having an asthma attack".
Hilton has recently begun singing lessons with Madonna’s voice coach Seth Riggs for her newest album which is due out in spring this year.
She is also set to star in a new MTV cartoon and a Bollywood film whose director is said to be keen to cast her in the role of Mother Teresa.

Hilton was recently locked up for 23 days after she was busted driving her Bentley with a suspended license following a drunk driving conviction.

Prior to that, the world played voyeur when her then-boyfriend Rick Salomon leaked a video of the two engaged in a sex romp. The One Night In Paris video is due for re-release in special 'collectable prison packaging'.

3 comments:

Scot said...

Now we know why she charged for her interview with Mr. Bowtie-Suspenders. Paris has already proven herself unscrupulous enough to make a good business person and entrepeneur. Perhaps she will expand further into adult entertainment...?

Luke said...

That poor girl.

Unknown said...

The financial guys must have gotten the old boy out of mothballs and showed him a video montage of her charming public persona, to explain the downslide in Hilton branding.