There was a time when these two worlds came together. Merv Griffin and Debbie Harry. Who woulda thunk it?
How could there have been any question about Merv's gayness?
Clearly Merv is gay. Not just any gay, but that annoying prissy know-it-all gay. You know the kind who says things like "But I'm your Auntie Mame" and laughs for 30 minutes at himself. "Get it I'm your Auntie MAME! Oh I'm such a riot. Another Remy Martin won't you please Aguello? Snap snap!! Don't you just love his ass?"
I dislike Merv. He is annoying.
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And then there was Debbie on Sesame Street -- honestly.
Did you happen to catch Kathy Griffin on Larry King last week saying why she should marry Merv? He's richer than God. She wouldn't have to changer her last name. She wouldn't have to have sex with him and she'd still be able to hang out with hip young gay men since they'd be around the house all the time anyway.
It took Larry nearly 20 seconds to mutter. "You...mean...you think Merv might be..."
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