This monkey just drank your shampoo and replaced it with monkey urine and ranch dressing.
Mostly monkey urine.
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I'm not making it up. I wouldn't know how. She'll be talking to me about something. Suddenly, the words fade into silence. The power comes into her eyes, and they go blank. She's somewhere else, away from me - someone I don't know. I call to her, she doesn't even hear me. Then, with a long sigh, she's back. Looks at me, brightly. Doesn't even know she's been away, can't tell me where or when.
Scottie, do you believe that someone out of the past, someone dead,can enter and take possession...
But you're still the hard-headed Scott, aren't you?
And she wanders - God knows where she wanders.
- Daveland Haunted Mansion
- Doctor Mooney
- Grey Gardens
- Halstead
- Irwin Allen never knew
- Jim Caviezel thinks your're great
- Junk Thief
- Learning 2 Share
- Magick Films
- Majestic Butterhorn
- Mark's Planet
- Mindful Things
- MOO & OINK
- Mouse Planet
- Mullets Mullets Mullets
- Music Aisle
- Official Tate La Bianca Site
- PEN
- Phil Hendrie
- Tchotchkes
- Texas Stream Of Consciousness
- Thank Odin It's Friday
- The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks
- The blog of TONI TENNILLE
- Timo
- Uncle Ziggy's Komedy Korner
- Virtual Salt
- Walking on scorpions
- WAT CENTRAL-An Existential Wasteland
The pillars that stand on the far shore, you know, the "portals of the past".
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- Aloha!
- Bea Arthur gets a makeover.
- "A hot dog makes her lose control..."
- Get yours today
- No title
- Snowball used to mean something else.
- The Lawgiver
- At the coffee cart Zira waits for her Mocha Latte'
- Hello Larry
- Love starts in the ass.
- Cornelius waits for Zira outside the restroom
- AT&T announced they will stop time a few weeks fro...
- perpetuating stereo-types
- The things that stay with you.
- Tiki 101
- Boring pictures? Just add Sleestak.
- What a bargain
- The eclipse
- Presenting the end of motion pictures.
- Talent plus!
- Being human isn't quite good enough.
- Yeah well I don't need your stinkin pity.
- Rule # 1
- This monkey will kill you with his mind.
- We have a Winner!!!!
- Lil' Jake G. "I found the locker room."
- drinking problem
- Use a carseat.
- Checklist.
- Caleb? Caleb wake up sweetie its time fo... oh......
- Waiting for you
- Bring back hippyspeak!
- That damn General Foods International Coffee comme...
- Hows your phone?
- Some clowns are not able to be funny.
- Laugh dying boy laugh! You laugh too little dying ...
- Grey Gardens
- Where is this "Oddjob" movie?
- They fit your "LIFE" now.
- Hey Brad... wacha doin'?
- Hows she holdin' up?
- The nice post
- Clown Magic
- AVP2
- No title
- Nothing says "sexy" like Stretchy-seat underpants.
- So its a musical?
- Bette Davis
- Gloria Swanson Sunset Blvd.- The Musical (for real!)
- Chita Rivera, Caterin Valente & Carol Burnett as "...
- Worst television fight ever.
- Yeah mac we got em... in the back on the lower she...
- The season I was born
- Sears loves them there funny hippies
- My lovely lady lamps.
- It was bound to happen
- Never forget. September 13th 1999
- To all my friends at work... enjoy your morning co...
- It is NOT ghosts holding you down!
- Skittles frighten me now.
- Nice footage after a not so nice evening.
- Album title of the year.
- Album concept that fails me.
- aluminum or glass?
- Deception in shards
- Vertigo -at the mission
- From Among the Dead
- choo chooo!
- Eat your salad
- THE MAJESTIC BUTTERHORN "BATSDAY" Update (Click Here)
- Disney-esque (bonus click here!)
- Disneyland
- Rock on!
- Shaft alert
- The Wookie blew a .08
- A slab or slice or chunk a....
- Alex. We all knew about your issue long before thi...
- Thank you drive safe... Goodnight!
- Just like the ones from the supermarket but costs ...
- No title
- Dont be fooled by the opening theme.NSFW
- Peru
- Click the image to view large.
- It even makes ME uncomfortable.
- This concludes the "Me" show.
- These ones are cracking me up!
- Emma Peel March 1985
- One Week Later
- The Me Show.
- Me age 4 and a half
- Me in 1988
- Jane Badler as Dianna "V"
- Me in 1983
- His Name Is Mr. Giggles "WHAT!?"
- Submarines 1973
- pictures
- Bewitching Bonanza of cars.
- Beverly Hillbillies
- A little self promotion from NBC
- The day job. Shipping cds via UPS (click here)
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I'm not making it up. I wouldn't know how. She'll be talking to me about something. Suddenly, the words fade into silence. The power comes into her eyes, and they go blank. She's somewhere else, away from me - someone I don't know. I call to her, she doesn't even hear me. Then, with a long sigh, she's back. Looks at me, brightly. Doesn't even know she's been away, can't tell me where or when.
2 comments:
Gavin, you're ruining my sleep. First the spooky clowns now monkeys. How about something pleasant like fawns or Nancy Sinatra!
Mmmmmm monkey urine.
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