Monday, August 27, 2007

We have a Winner!!!!

8 comments:

Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Let's see now, is she saying that South Africa is a part of Asia? I always thought it was the state next to North Africa. Now I'm totally confused. But I guess she does make a good point that we should build up education over here, depending on where that is, mind you. When did they stop asking them how they'd go about preventing nuclear war? South Carolina? She sounds pretty San Fernando Valley to me.

Gavin Elster said...

Oh Tooooootally San Fernando.


She would have had my vote if she just answered with:
"Thats it? Thats your question? Are you fuckin' retarded or something? Who... Who is that chick? Does anyone in here have a REAL question?"

Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

She's on the fast track to a high position in the Bush White House. Do I hear Secretary of Education?

Unknown said...

Junk Thief, you are soooooo right. She's a perfect empty slate. Tabula Whassssa?

Unknown said...

Ohmygawwwd? IS that Elizabeth Hasselpukes younger sister? Put her on The View, she's a freaking genius compared to EH.

Gavin Elster said...

She would be the perfect foil alongside EH!

Luke said...

But it's perfectly logical if you just read it:
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable todo so because, uh, some, uh people out there in our nation it it don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere, like, such as, and, I believe that they should... our education our education over here, in the U.S., should help the U.S., or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future. For our."

See? Clear as a bell.

I would like this to appear in a script somewhere.

Gavin Elster said...

If she added "evil-doers" and a few more pauses she could run for President.