Monday, August 27, 2007

Yeah well I don't need your stinkin pity.


This monkey is sorry to tell you that your position here is being disolved and your clients are going to be parsed out to your co-workers. You are no longer needed. You are a great guy and He knows you'll land on your feet.

He'll steal your desk supplies the moment you step out the door.

2 comments:

Junk Thief said...

Gavin, I bet you're planning to send me one of those friggin' Walgreens "comic" monkey greeting cards for my birthday to see if I have a heart attack. I hate monkeys more than clowns. Babies come in third.

laurenbove said...

True that. This land we live in is getting scarier by the minute. There is no soul left in the world to do something. We need some freaking hippies, dammit.