Artoo-Polio and See-Three-Pee-Malaria

I'll just have the soup please.

According to this New Scientist article "People who have had more than five oral-sex partners in their lifetime are 250% more likely to have throat cancer than those who do not have oral sex, a new study suggests. The researchers believe this is because oral sex may transmit human papillomavirus (HPV), the virus implicated in the majority of cervical cancers. The new findings should encourage people to consistently use condoms during oral sex as this could protect against HPV, the team says. Other experts say that the results provide more reason for men to receive the new HPV vaccine."

In a study of one strain of the virus, those infected were seen to have an incidence of throat cancer 32 times higher than those never having been exposed. In another strain of the virus the incidence was 58 times greater. According to the researchers, "By comparison, either smoking or drinking increases the risk of such cancer by about threefold."

So this is just great.
Not only do you have to battle throat cancer you have to battle the new stigma that comes with it. "Hey cock-face how ya doin today?" When you get diagnosed do you get judging stares from the doctor?
Will oral sex questions be part of the diagnosis? "Do you live under powerlines? Do you smoke? Have you had five or more different cocks in your mouth in your lifetime?"
This is horrible.

What if George Lucas restored Singin' in the Rain?

This sign needs to go up a block away from my house.

There is a family down the block from me with like a million kids. Little sticky full of "the lord" runts running around with no regard for their own safety.
A while back I was coming home from my first job to use the bathroom before going to my second job so I was speeding up the street. Yes I was Speeding. I was going about as fast as that fucking "all around the mulberry bush" Ice creamtruck goes up my street every god damn diddly day. So I pull up front and Papa mansack decides to come running up the street to yell at me.
"HEY. HEY YOU, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? I HAVE KIDS. KIDS PLAY ON THE STREET AND YOU COME UP HERE AT 70 MILES AN HOUR." (bullshit papa radar I was going 40) All the while his fuckin sticky princess 4 year old was next to him as Daddy yells at the man.

It's not ok to teach your fuckin little inbred fiveheaded fucktards to look both ways but its ok to yell...like daddy does to strangers.

Try puttin a fuckin rubber on it captain jizzall!

Life after Banks

Mercedes has had a fine career after AMERICA'S TOP MODEL.
For the life of me I couldn't remember her name so I just referred to her as "Lupus" for the longest time.
She seems like a sweet person.

Thats the one officer. Thats the monster that touched me.

Thank God for the BBC

The most hated family in America.

Ah HAAAH ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

My christmas card for next year.

Something isn't right.

The search for Stephen Grant, the man accused in the murder of his wife Tara Grant, is over. Grant was captured by authorities in northern Lower Michigan early Sunday morning. A manhunt started after an extensive search of the Grant's Washington Township home uncovered the torso of a body in the family garage. Police believe it is the body of Tara Grant who has been missing for three weeks.

Saturday afternoon, Sheriff Mark Hackel said additional body parts were found in a nearby park. A 6 p.m. news conference is planned.
The Saturday afternoon search was hampered by snow on the ground, but Hackel said body parts were found. He declined to release details about what was found, but said the body parts may have been scattered in an attempt to hide them.
``They were in various locations,'' he said.
An arrest warrant was issued Saturday charging Grant with murder, as well as disinterment and mutilation, Hackel said.
Tara Grant has been missing since Feb. 9. Stephen Grant, 37, reported her missing five days later. Police say the day she went missing, the Grants argued over her frequent business trips abroad.
Throughout the search, Stephen Grant has maintained his innocence.
Hackel said his office also was working with prosecutors to determine whether anyone misled investigators, and those people who Hackel declined to identify also could face charges in the case.

Of the charges being brought against Stephen Grant, open murder is punishable by up to life in prison without parole, while disinterment and mutilation carries a penalty of up to 10 years behind bars.


Disinterment?

Did he kill her, cut her up, bury her, dig her up, bring some of her home, re-bury parts of her?

Or ...did he Kill her, bury her, dig her up, cut her up, re-bury some choice bits, keep the large cumbersome bit in the garage until the weather warms up enough to bury it proper?

Oh wait... an anon person has just posted the answer:
In Michigan, Disinternment and Mutiliation are a single charge. It involves either illegal disinternment or mutiliation or both under the criminal charge of Disinternment and Mutiliation.

So Stephen Grant is full tilt crazy but does not suffer some odd burial O.C.D.
Good news. Thanks Anon!

Principal Charged With Selling Meth From School Office

As authorities stormed into a middle school office to arrest an alleged meth-dealing principal inside, they found an even more surprising scene inside.
Sources said 50-year-old John Acerra, of Allentown, was naked and watching gay pornography when they arrived at Nitschmann Middle School in Bethlehem to arrest him on Tuesday. Acerra also had sex toys, drugs, cash and a pipe in his school office when authorities stormed his office, the sources added.
He remained jailed on $200,000 bail Thursday night, police said.
After the bust, one of his neighbors (oddly identified only as "Crystal") said they still couldn't believe the whole situation.
"It's pretty sad if you're supposed to be the principal of children that you're suppose to be molding," the woman said. "Maybe not be a hero but someone a child could look up to. To do that, it's pretty disgusting."
After learning of Acerra's alleged drug dealing, police sent an informant -- who said the principal sold meth to them from his school office in the past -- police moved fast to make an arrest because it was allegedly happening on school grounds.

And thats not the last time you'll hear this story.

Under the current administration he is a perfect canidate for the death penalty.

Oh Edna ...close your robe.

Gross. Travolta is just Gross.

Who does his hair now? Clokey or Devo? I'm pretty sure Bela Lugosi used to wear that exact wig.

Baby made a Boom Boom

I just cant look at that face without thinking her pantsuit is filled with warm vegetable slurry.

What barn do you hang out at?

haywire

Now we all know paparazzi suck. With that in mind she should know better than to go into a salon to shave her own head, get a tattoo, check in to rehab, check out of rehab, check back into rehab, sneak out of rehab, appear in public, try to get back into rehab without people knowing about it.

She's just jealous of dead Anna Nicole Smith getting more tabloid attention than her.

The crazier she gets the more I find her attractive.
Strange?

What I find more interesting than her antics is the fact I truly want to see her fail.
My heart has died.

where is the nearest railroad track?

"I was 6 when I first became aware of my desire to lose my legs," wrote "Susan Smith" in London's The Guardian in January. "The image I have of myself has always been one without legs." Its called "body identity integrity disorder" (apotemnophilia), which leads them to remove one or more limbs (or men their scrota). The worst part, said "Smith," was having to kill her leg, by freezing it in dry ice for at least four hours (she tried twice before it succumbed to an infection), because surgeons cannot ethically amputate a healthy limb. [The Guardian (London), 1-29-07]

Clowny Nicole Smith

And Howard didn't lift a finger to help either.

Other Careers for Tim Hardaway

I figured I'd do my part and look for another sport that would cater to Tim Hardaway's special needs.

Hmm lets see...
There is always Baseball.
Maybe not.

There is American Football. Thats full of rough straight man action.
oooo um... not that either.

Soccer?
nope.

Ive got it! Australian Football! Its a rough mansport WITHOUT all the pussy padding.
Um... I don't think that will work for you either.


Tim I'm sorry I did my best but it looks like you'll have to find a way to go back to this:

NBA DROPS TIM HARDAWAY

Tim "I'll let you look at it but only if your straight" Hardaway

Former player banned from repping league during All-Star weekend.


The NBA has kicked Tim Hardaway to the curb in the wake of his recent anti-gay remarks during a radio interview. This means the former Miami Heat guard’s scheduled appearances on behalf of the league during All-Star weekend have been cancelled.
"It is inappropriate for him to be representing us given the disparity between his views and ours," NBA commissioner David Stern said in a statement Thursday. Hardaway’s All-Star ban comes after the retired player released a statement apologizing for his remarks during the interview on Miami’s Dan Le Betard Show on 790 The Ticket. When the former athlete was asked about the recent coming out of ex-NBA player John Amaechi, Hardaway responded:

"First of all, I wouldn't want him on my team. And second of all, if he was on my team, I would, you know, really distance myself from him because, uh, I don't think that is right. I don't think he should be in the locker room while we are in the locker room."

When show host Dan Le Batard told Hardaway those comments were "flatly homophobic" and "bigotry," the player continued:

"You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known. I don't like gay people and I don't like to be around gay people. I'm homophobic. I don't like it. It shouldn't be in the world or in the United States."

In Hardaway’s "apology" (an apology is a lie spoken in order to save your income) issued Thursday by his agent, he said:

"As an African-American, I know all too well the negative thoughts and feelings hatred and bigotry cause. I regret and apologize for the statements that I made that have certainly caused the same kinds of feelings and reactions. I especially apologize to my fans, friends and family in Miami and Chicago. I am committed to examining my feelings and will recognize, appreciate and respect the differences among people in our society," he said. "I regret any embarrassment I have caused the league on the eve of one of their greatest annual events."

Amaechi, who detailed his life in his recent autobiography "Man in the Middle," has responded to the Hardaway drama with disappointment.

"His words pollute the atmosphere," Amaechi said, according to the Associated Press. "It creates an atmosphere that allows young gays and lesbians to be harassed in school, creates an atmosphere where in 33 states you can lose your job, and where anti-gay and lesbian issues are used for political gain. It's an atmosphere that hurts all of us, not just gay people."

Amaechi taped a spot Thursday for PBS' gay and lesbian program "In the Life." He said the anti-gay sentiment remains despite Hardaway's apology.

"It's vitriolic, and may be exactly what he feels," he said. "Whether he's honest or not doesn't inoculate us from his words. It's not progress to hear hateful words."

Hardaway represented the NBA in Las Vegas this week at a Habitat for Humanity event and a fitness promotion. The former U.S. Olympian was originally scheduled to be an assistant coach at a wheelchair game Thursday night and later appear at the fan-oriented Jam Session.

Oh what to do now Mr Hardaway? Oh I know send a letter to (WHISPERS)

2 WEEKS LATER

Dear Mr. Hardaway,

While your rage and hatred are impressive we have canadates that are better suited for the position.

Love,
The Klan.

Well I'm outta ideas. But there are 33 states that will welcome you with open arms.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Bansky on Bansky.

Banksy has responded to the sale of several of his works at Sotheby's.

Stand Tall Be Proud