Paris Hilton plot to blow up JFK Airport.

Bonus! Film Trailer.

NASA

NASA has created a trailer to get the world excited about the upcoming manned trip to the moon.
A TRAILER.
This misguided attempt to create excitement about our space program features some very ominous and foreboding music. This is as if the next moon trip will be a Michael Bay film where nothing of interest happens.
Enjoy Nasa's coming attraction.

Be sure to click the title of this post. You'll be redirected to NASA's webpage on the CONSTELLATION PROGRAM. It doesn't tell you why the astronauts are building what looks to be a gigantoid bomb on the moon.

For those people who want to see a presentation on the mission thats a little more realistic here is the ultra boring highlights of the mission.

This narration-less animatic is just begging for some good ol' ADR work. MST3000 style.



KTLA in the mornin' as I'm brushin' my Herrrrrr. (I can't get that promo out of my head)

Shocking pre-wine

The look on the Anchorwoman's face says shes seen this happen before!
Do the grapes shock him or is he doing his best Ahnold impression?

Here kitty kitty.

Forever Disco

When I say that I mean its disco and it goes on forever.
Marvel at Osa Osa. From a special place where cameras can get "beer goggles" and chewing cigarettes was AOK.
I swear its Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw.

Orson Wells - Future Shock

Future Shock (Orson Welles Intro)
Uploaded by donaldtheduckie

Mascul-out.

How to flirt with Anderson Cooper by Ryan Seacrest

Zodiac Boogie (sample all 12)

I havent laughed this hard since the last post

The worst commercial ever.

I havent laughed so hard in days.

Its just like , its just like, a mini-mall.
HOW?

I didn't request this.

Comeback Controversy

"It split the gay community," director Billy Friedkin recalls his 1980 Al Pacino starrer, "Cruising. " It's coming out as a DVD from Warner Home Video this Fall with a premiere in Cannes. Friedkin has remastered it digitally as well as upgraded the sound. But there are no changes in the film itself, he says.

Daily Variety's review by James Harwood noted, "If this is an R, then the only X left is actual hardcore." Friedkin explains, "I was making a statement between the leather-vise world and those in the then-discreet gay community, which had not come out of the closet."

In "Cruising, " Al Pacino plays the young cop sent underground by police chief Paul Sorvino to search for a sadistic killer. Jerry Weintraub produced the film, and it is currently being DVD-augmented with behind-the-scenes background info by Laurent Bouzereau who has edited 150 DVDs, including Spielberg's "War of the Worlds" and "Jaws. "

Friedkin says he was "amazed" to learn that "Cruising" was the most-requested DVD reissue. (Me too. The movie is awful.)
"It ... took me 50 days of editing to get an R rating for 'The Exorcist'. " Yes, the "Cruising" DVD rating will be R.

Meanwhile, Friedkin's "Bug," which won an award in Cannes last year, will get its release in 120 screens in France, Feb. 21, and in the U.S. in May. He made "Bug" for $4 million in Louisiana. Evidence of Friedkin's artistic versatility is news that his direction of the opera "Salome" has won placement in the permanent repertoire of the Bavarian State Opera following its successful Munich bow by Friedkin.

HA !

To commemorate the emissions reductions, Simon Pearce will provide each presenter with a beautiful hand blown glass sculpture. Long a champion of clean energy, Simon Pearce fuels its Vermont-based glass furnace with hydroelectric power.

And that is how you give a glass butt-plug to every presenter on stage at the Oscars.

Good on ya mate!

where are these sold?

Its not for me its for a friend.

watchmaker link

SEX ATTACKS BLAMED ON BAT DEMON

Short and sweet for those of you who have paragraph anxiety.

Some believe a bat turns into a man at night.

Men in parts of Tanzania's main city, Dar es Salaam, are living in fear of a night-time sex attacker.
A BBC correspondent says the attacks are being blamed by some on a demon called "Popo Bawa" meaning winged bat.

Some men are staying awake or sleeping in groups outside their homes. Others are smearing themselves with pig's oil, believing this repels attacks.
Reports of the demon's existence have been common for many years in Zanzibar, where locals claim it originated.
Mbaruku Ibrahim, who hails from Zanzibar, says the story of the demon is common there and people in his village on Pemba island sleep beside a huge fire outside their houses whenever it is said to appear.

The story goes that the bat is able to transform itself into a man at night and it has also been blamed for "the rapes of the women."
Sheikh Yahya Hussein, a prominent astrologer in Tanzania, claims that the demon is a spirit that is unleashed by witches to torment their opponents.

Belief in witchcraft and superstitions is widespread in Tanzania, especially in rural areas.

Clowny Nicole Smith

And Howard didn't lift a finger to help either.

Kids Are People Too.

Whoa here is an odd clip.
Patti Smith singing YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE on Kids Are People Too.

KIDS ARE PEOPLE TOO was the revamp of the old WONDERAMA show. Bob McCallister was replaced with a much younger host named Michael Young. Just as Wonderama featured guests you would not expect to see on a kids show, Kids Are People Too tried to live up to that standard by offering the odd guest now and again.
After all every kid wants to see the ugly one from THREES COMPANY Joyce DeWitt. Or Judy Blume, the crazy old writer who's books featured more misconceptions about a period than Carrie White could dream of. A kid show is not complete without a song about Booze sung by Rupert Holmes the man who made The Pina Colada Song the Macarena of the 70's. Oh and we cant forget the not funny soon-to-be knocked up girl from DIFF'RENT STROKES Danielle Brisbois before she went crazy and dead.

1979. A time when tight jeans that show your religion were OK to wear on a kids show.
A time when Patti Smith comes before Count Dracula and Adam Rich.
Its true... there is a bizzaro universe.
Ours.



1979 has always been important to me. It was a special year for entertainment. It was the end of disco and the prime of punk. The promise of STAR WARS 2 on the horizon and ALIEN to tide us over until then.
No. Thats not it. 1979 is important to me because that was the first magical summer I smoked pot on a regular basis. I'm pretty sure it was the only time I smoked out (or whatever the kids call it today) on regular basis.
Ahh peer pressure.

candy mountain!

Thanks John.

For Scott

This is your life so far ... set to interpretive dance of course.