Life isn't that funny but the alternative sucks even more

WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. -
Richard Jeni, a standup comedian who played to sold-out crowds, was a regular on the "Tonight Show" and appeared in movies, died of a gunshot wound in an apparent suicide, police said Sunday. Police found the 45-year-old comedian alive but gravely injured in a West Hollywood home when they responded to a call Saturday morning from Jeni's girlfriend, Los Angeles Police Officer Norma Eisenman said. Eisenman said the caller told police: "My boyfriend shot himself in the face."

Jeni died at a nearby hospital.

Eisenman said suicide had not been officially confirmed and the investigation was continuing.

This makes me sad.

iphone

According to last nights premiere of the iPhone phone commercial the following dead people approve of this product.
Lucille Ball
Jackie Gleason
Humphrey Bogart
Marlon Brando
Marilyn Monroe
Clark Gable
Peter Sellers
Steve McQueen


No rest in death. Sorry.

Mr Freeze

Today I took a drive up to Walt Disney's grave.

Its surprising to see that the grave is so overgrown and unclean. It looks like it has been visited as there was garbage strewn about (just like the "fun park").
Ariel, the little mermaid sits and watches over Walt's final resting place. (Ariel... not a Disney creation but one of Hans Christian Andersen)

Clowny Nicole Smith

And Howard didn't lift a finger to help either.

MV3

Holy calzone! I popped over to MarksPlanet and he had posted a few videos from SOLID GOLD. It shook something in my brain to check youtube for MV3 and BINGO! There are all these clips (Crappy vhs clips) from the 80's show MV3.
I thought maybe just maybe there would be a glimpse of my friend who passed away. She used to dance on this show. These are almost unwatchable but may be the only record of that damn show.
It was like a new wave Dance Party USA for gay kids. This fiasco was hosted by KROQ D.J. Richard Blade and co-hosted by two "young kids" One was David Maples who grew up to write a couple of episodes of HUFF. The other co-host was Karen Scott who's acting career was an appearance in a film called FREE RIDE as "Stuck up girl". Beyond odd is the fact Debbie Diamond has this show as one of her credits on IMDB. Debbie also has as one of her credits a film called Dixon Maison: Mystery at Hillyard Manor. A film produced by yours truly and directed by Scott Mabbutt. If I knew that I would have talked to her on the set.






Found her. Shes in the following ROMEO VOID bit. 2:00 wearing a striped white shirt. Veronica Pintos.
Oh dear god more frightening than finding the dead is finding the living. Mike Walters can be seen at 1:48. Crap. I have to call him and tell him he looked like a lesbian.

Too soon?

With all the media coverage I understand where this jerk is coming from.

ANS

She was a drugged up mess who could barely stand up straight.
For all I know her damn dead son is the father of that baby.
Just because she had giant.... oh what the hell do women call them things... chesticles, doesn't make her a saint.
Its not tragic. Its what we all saw coming. Dont feel bad for her after all, you didn't lift a finger to help her. Did you?
Nobody did.
You laughed at her pain.
Why has your laughter stopped now that she's dead?

Laugh.

Listen to me when I say TRAGEDY PLUS TIME EQUALS COMEDY.
You'll be suprised at how fast time flies.