Showing posts with label 60's. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 60's. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Memory lane



I just wanted to share with you a few pictures of the local mall. This is what Topanga Plaza looked like when I was growing up. Topanga Plaza was the first indoor mall west of the Mississippi.
My first real job was working in that May Co. in the section called "MIKES PLACE FOR BOYS." If you take a look thru the birdcages you can see the THRIFTY'S drug store that sold triple-scoop Ice-cream cones for 15 cents. There was also a cool musicstore that actually sold instuments not just records.

These pictures must have been taken in the mid 60's. By the early 70's the mall looked a little run down. The fake plants were taken out of the giant drippy oil lamp/fountain and eventually the lights blew out and were not replaced.The oil stopped dripping and it sat abandoned for a long time before it was removed. I also remember those damn parrots. Their horrible squawks could be heard thru the entire mall. They were unbearable if you happened to be in the same courtyard as these damn things. That odd pagoda thing turned into a store called Chickenshirt. The best place to get iron on decal shirts. I got my Farrah Fawcett shirt there and my Chewy Chewbacca canary yellow shirt.

This mall used to have an ice skating rink next to the Seven Seas food court.not me
There was also the burger place called "Chuckburger on the Square" A nice place to go if you were ditching school.

The mall opened on Febuary 10th 1964. Only two stores have survived this mall since the opening.
They are:
See's Candies and Lane Bryant.
The fact that its these two stores that survived the test of time tells you volumes about women of the West San Fernando Valley.

Monday, April 23, 2007

The Ghost and Mrs. Muir


Here is an alphabetical list of all the things the Captain has called Claymore Gregg.
aromatic fishmonger
barnacle (four times)
benighted barnacle
blasted barnacle
blasted ninny
blasted sea slug
blasted pipsqueak
blasted bonehead
blockhead
blubberbrain
buffoon (three times)
chuckle-headed booby
clod (three times)
clumsy nit
clumsy dolt
conniving cipher
corrupt cockleshell
cowardly codfish
devout coward
dolt
dreadful nuisance
dunce (twice)
dunderhead
Ebenezer Scrooge
failure at living
fiddlebrain
flotsam-faced fake
fool (twice)
fortunate clod
Gregg pretender
gull-bellied, snip-headed busy-body
ill wind
insignificant petty conniver
jellyfish
larcenous sea slug
leech
lilyliver (twice)
lout, as welcome as an outbreak of scurvy
lummox
malingering bilge-blister
mere pygmy
miserable barnacle
miserable sheep in wolf's clothing
miserable wart
miserable skinflint
miserly squid
money-gouging grub
money-gouging sand shark
nincompoop
ninny who can be frightened by an angry termite
ninny (twice)
nit (twice)
numbskull (twice)
oaf (four times)
one of a bumbling brigade
one of a pitiful pair
one of a misbegotten pair
one with a crafty, craven, cringing hide
penurious penny-pinching lease-breaker
pilfering pickpocket
pilfering pipsqueak
pilfering pirate
pinheaded pyromaniac
pitiful sight with weak chin and watery eyes
poor imitation with watery blood and weak flesh
puny pelican
quaking jellyfish
quivering squid
quivering bowl of blamange
quivering squid with a jellied backbone
quivering mass of jelly
rodent
scoundrel with a nickel-nursing heart
scurvy swab
second-rate scoundrel
simpering dolt
simpleton (twice)
skinflint
snivelling misfit
spineless toad
splay-footed marshmallow
sponge-spined jellyfish
stingy, money-grubbing, penny-pinching...
stupid
swab
the one thing abhorred more than marriage
the lesser of two evils
treacherous conniver
two-legged worm
underhanded oaf
whimpering, mewling, brittle-boned pest
worthless nothing
wretch

Friday, March 2, 2007

Ann-Margret Drinks Canada Dry



Ya gotta love the hipness of it all.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

drop it an octave will ya!


I used to wonder why they dubbed MAD MAX when it came to America. Seeing this Australian COKE commercial from 1968 I now know why. That voice! That horrible Australian voice! Do all of them sound like that? If so I never want to hear it again!

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

90 seconds before it happened.



Newly released footage of JFK 90 seconds before the shots rang out.

My theory is the shooter was in the storm drain just under the sidewalk. Nobody seems to notice that there is a perfect place to be hide in plain sight, right under their feet.

Creepy I know but... it could just be true. Chuds killed JFK.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Bugs Bunny/Kool Aid


Kool Aid its like an eight-ball but for kids!

Friday, February 9, 2007

Saturday, February 3, 2007

Grow up ya stupid baby.


Your Junior High Days 1962 12 minutes by McGRAW HILL TEXT FILMS department of public instruction Commonwealth of Pennsylvania


This is one gem of an instructional video.

This film prepares elementary school kids for the harsh lessons of junior high:
You will no longer be the smartest or best athlete. Your carefree days of the teacher holding your hand are over. Your friends will leave you to befriend more interesting kids. You can be an individual by following the interests and clothing styles of the popular people. And finally, you are responsible for remembering your own gym combination.

Things to note in this fine Edutainment film are:

The last jumping cheerleader on the right is not wearing panties.
It is up to you NOT to get on the "SPECIAL" bus.


See it for yourself here