Thursday, December 20, 2007

Crazytrain: Destination Stevenwood. Part Five

Are the following words those of a happy harmless realtor or are these words more suited to someone who is an unstable predatory serial rapist?
You decide. Please examine each lyric carefully. I've also transcribed the introduction to the "Video" as it provides some insight into the mind of Steven Speafico.
Please let me know if you truly think this guy is harmless.

(Transcript begins)
Stubborn man is a song that I wrote and its about (Sigh) the men in my life. They’re so stubborn.
(On balcony of his house)
I be damned if I am going to sit here in my house alone when I can go down to the gay bar and I’m gonna find myself a man and when I walk into the bar I see three men like, staring at me.

Number one is wiggling his levi jeans.
Number two has big hands, (chuckle) If you know what I mean and number three has the most piercing bright smile and (confused pause) eyes staring at me.

Its about promoting safe sex and how I put on a saddle and took him for a ride I really think its important for men all across the world to always practice safe sex.

Number one and two are guys that kinda like the energy didn’t connect and that’s another stubborn man hanging on my wall.

Just such a wonderful, fun dance song.

(Music Video Begins)

Well I’ll be damned if I’m gonna wait around here all day.
I’m young and free I’m a wild coyote so get the hell outta my way
So I’m gonna go down to “the bar” tonight
And I’ll have a line of cowboys smiling at me.

Number one is shaking his levi jeans.
Number two has big hands, you know what I mean
Number three has a big smile and piercing bright eyes smiling at me.

Swing your partner
Round and round
Wiggle those levis left to right
And just have fun
Stubborn man
Rope him tight.
(Little voice) Don’t let him get away now.
Hooo hooo hoo hooo.
Stubborn man
Ride ride ride that horse
Stubborn man


Well, Elvis, Rudolph Valentino and Madonna are like Me.
My story is really like Winona Judd and her mom
‘cause my father and I butt heads but we still love to sing.

Well I picked up my man and went outside.
Put on the saddle and took him for a ride.

Wouldnja know the next day he didn’t call.
Nahh ahhh
Another stubborn man hanging on my wall
(places a picture of trick on wall next to a picture of himself with the caption “the simple life” below it.)

Well I’m gonna go back and find “Number Two”
I’m gonna “rope” the cutest one.
Wait who’s there looking at me?
Sending his energy. It’s number three.

Swing your partner
Round and round
Wiggle those levis left to right
And just have fun
Stubborn man
Rope him tight.
(Little voice) Don’t let him get away now.
Hooo hooo hoo hooo.
Stubborn man
Ride ride ride that horse
Stubborn man

Number three
I hope this one is here to stay
(distorted little voice) I hope this one is here to stay.
You know it aint easy out there being gay
Or happy happy

Those cowboys want to dial me up
Have their fun they don’t know
I’m the one In control.
(distorted voice)Pulling the reigns

So just have fun
Stubborn man
Rope him tight.
(Little voice) Don’t let him get away now.
Hooo hooo hoo hooo.
Stubborn man
Ride ride ride that horse
Stubborn man


Swing your partner
Round and round
Wiggle those levis left to right
And just have fun
Stubborn man
Rope him tight.
(Little voice) Don’t let him get away now.
Hooo hooo hoo hooo.
Stubborn man
Ride ride ride that horse
Stubborn man
(Winks to camera)
(fade out)
(fade in)
(cut to black)



Tomorrow...
The conclusion of CRAZYTRAIN:Destination Stevenwood

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