Porn titles are possibly the funniest and or most repulsive things.
Lets take a look at a few:
Paging Dr. Finger.
Backdoor Granny
Blow it out your Ass II
Coin Slots
Desperate HouseWhores
Ejacula!
Flirt and Squirt
Hello Titty
I was 18, 50 years ago
Midget Squirting School
Myplace: A Space for Whores #2
Natural Wonders of the World:All Anal
Sex Secrets of the Yeti
Summer Girls and Some are not
Tinker with my Stinker #2
Sometimes they just give up on trying to find a clever title:
Dudes drilling Dudes
Nailin ass
Great Big Boobies 3
Twins
The title based on an actual movie always get me:
SHOOT EM UP your ass.
FOR A FEW inches MORE.
MIAMI spICE II
slEAzY RIDER
SOLDIER OF misFORTUNE
SOUTHLAND tails
SUNSHINE BOYS(No "The" so you can bet George Burns is not in it)
THERE WILL BE cum
TORA! TORA! twinks!
A CLOCKWORK ORANGE lesbian edition
THE Dykes OF HAZZARD
FUN WITH chick AND JANE
Lady SCARFACE
PLANET OF THE gAPES
THE TEXAS asshole MASSACRE
Some just leave you wondering what they are referring to:
Basketeers. (By the swashbuckling font I guess its some sort of pirate title?)
Dick sucking pole smokers (um… what other kinds are there?)
American Gunk. ( Is it an engine problem?)
Miles from Needles ( Sober much?)
Smothered and Covered part 5 (This sounds so violent)
Chainsaw (I don’t know what this one is about as the title is a bit confusing for a porn)
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre. (huh?)
Some are just repulsive:
Cum hungry spunk dump.
Manchowder.
Cumfart Cocktails.
Queefing Squirting Co-Eds 2
Some just try too hard to make you remember a song you want to forget:
Every guy is crazy about a sharp dressed cock (Why every gay man loves ZZ TOP!)
Bi-sexual healing (for those Marvin Gaye fans)
Thursday, June 12, 2008
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Schindler's Fist
Hannah & Her Blisters
Live and Let Dyke
A Room with a View of Your Ass
Invasion of the Snatch Snatchers
In and Out of Africa
An Assage to India
The Dyke Runner
The Boy Fuck Club
The Man Who Blew Too Much
No Cunt for Old Men
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Your Assic Park
Howard's End
Jaws
Spielberg and Merchant-Ivory always make the best source material and sometimes require no altering of the titles. Oh, and my favorite rental chain - Cockluster Video
What, no mention of "Dirtpipe Milkshakes" or "Edward Penishands?"
does noone remember liz in butterfuck 8?
"harry squatter and the sorcerer's bone?"
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