Showing posts with label larry craig is a sick bastard. Show all posts
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Sunday, October 21, 2007

Super tuber


Super tuber 8, originally uploaded by scottyferguson.

The official site claims that this is a "finger food."
There is no way to eat this thing with your hands. It is a scalding hot potato that stinks like a hot dog. It has to be cut up on a plate. And while you are cutting it up on a plate remind yourself that you could have just cooked a potato and a hot dog and had the same thing without all the fuss. You lose most of the potato in the "core" process and the hot dog is not uniformly cooked.
MMMM doesn't that look yummy. It tastes just like it looks. This is one time I can say SLATHER is an appropriate word to use at the table. Ample Mustard Slathering.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Larry Craig Super Tuber night






Larry Craig,
There is something wrong with you. Why would you eat this? Why not cook a potato and a hot dog? It's easier than making a SuperTuber. Most of the potato is cored out and wasted and lets face it it looks obscene. If I was a male hooker and you brought me back to your motel 6 and fed me this from your hotplate I'd be pretty upset. I'm pretty sure I'd beat you senseless with the hotplate.

Just sayin'.