Showing posts with label asshole. Show all posts
Showing posts with label asshole. Show all posts

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Remember those that television made you forget

While this VT massacre is fresh in every ones mind please don't forget the other high profile tragedies that our news media has milked.

Why it seems only yesterday that Laci Peterson was alive. Remember her? Sure ya do her face was on every tabloid and her crazy (and if you ask me just a touch gay) husband went on the run.

Dont forget Laci just because something new and horrible has happened.
To help you remember her here is a little song I just found while poking around on the internets.
I have to warn you I pee'd a little from laughing so hard.

Remembering Laci

The random clicks at the beginning had me thinking they were sync pops but soon realized they are part of something really... well... just something.

See! Tragedy can be funny as hell!

pilfered from WFMU

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Bleep blorp bloo bleep bleep


"Handicapped" is such a horrible word. I'm no longer using that word. I have now started to call them "Robots." Its a little confusing but I like the word better that "Handicapped"
The problem is I get them confused with REAL robots. I asked this robot I saw wheeling thru the Whole Foods parking lot to shoot the tires out of a car that took my space and he just looked at me. "Shooot it with your laser eyes! Shhhhhooooottt."
I realized I might not have been talking the robots language so I said "Bleeep blop bloo bloo bleep" and it just wheeled off.
Stupid robot.