The List

Hey kiddies!
If you really want to feel old try compiling a list of things younger than you!

Here is my list.

Disneyworld.
Rolling Stone Magazine.
Corporation for Public Broadcasting
The ATM Machine
Boeing 737’s
Redwood National Park
The Aswan Dam in Egypt.
911
Internet
MTV
Wal-Mart
Earthday
Commercial Jumbo Jet Service.
Nasdaq
Fed Ex
NPR
Pocket Calculators.
Soft Contact lenses
Microprocessors
HBO
Digital Watches.
All Video Games.
Fiber optics.
Skylab
Consumer Microwave Ovens
The Sears Tower in Chicago
Barcodes
Jetskis
Genetic Engineering
MRI Scanners.
Kevlar
Matt Damon
Pirates of the Caribbean (The Ride)
Bic Disposable Razors.
Betamax/VHS
Digital Cameras
Madeline Kahn's entire film and television career.
Laser printers
Apple Computer Company
Ink Jet Printers
The World Trade Center in New York
GPS
All Cell Phones
In Vitro Fertilization
Sony Walkman and all like-designed devices.
Snowboards
Magic Mountain
Fax Machines
CNN
AIDS/HIV
Post-it Notes
Jason Gould
All CDs And DVDs
Space Shuttles
The Hole in the Ozone Layer.
The Human Gnome Project
All Laptop Computers
The Nicotene Patch
Prozac




Why in my day…

Smallpox was a real disease and The Queen Mary was functional vessel.