Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Words that should never appear on a menu.

Chunks
Steaming
Heaps
Piled or Piles
Drizzled
Swirled
Smothered
Slathered
Strained
(anything) Melt
(anything) Bowl
-ette to signify a smaller portion or miniturized food. ie;drumette, cobette.
Large Curd
Clotted
Jerked

6 comments:

Junk Thief said...

Blackened isn't a favorite of mine either.

Luke said...

Try our new Maximum Bowl Melt!
The Maximum Bowl Melt features heaps of our steaming blackened CHUNK-ETTES(tm) piled high on your plate and smothered in our famous SLATHER-SAUCE(tm)(c) and a heaping side of our strained large-curd LUMPYLUMPS(tm)(c)(r) drizzled with SWIRLFLUID(tm)(c)(r)(barf)!!!

Gavin Elster said...

served in a toilet?

laurenbove said...

YES! Finally a comprehensive list from which I can work. Thank you Gavin Elster. Thank you.

PS: Please add "clotted" to the list. I'm certain it was a mere oversight.

Love,
xxoo

Gavin Elster said...

JT I have been struggling to put blackened on there but I just cant bring myself to do it.

I will add Jerked in its absence.

Luke said...

Served in a FESTIVE COLLECTABLE TOILET, of course!