Saturday, September 1, 2007

Dr. Zaius disapproves of the stroller parking near Its A Small World

7 comments:

Junk Thief said...
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Junk Thief said...

Hmm...It's a small world. I showed one of my exes "Magestic Butterhorn" last night and he freaked. He had his first nervous breakdown at It's a Small World. I've never been there, but I think Disneyland is a cesspool of some horrible mix of madness and eating disorders. In my opinion, it's not a small world after all but one ruled by Disney, Monsanto, Haliburton, Coca-Cola and other things that go bump in the night.

Labor Day? Yes, let's throw the workers a tiny bone of eight paid hours and no work. Then let's grease the wheels of the machine, put the mouse ears on and gnaw on an ear of genetically modified (thanks to ADM/Monsanto) ear of corn slathered with Kraft/Phillip Morris products and then head down to Wal-Mart to ensure that more child laborers in the People's Republic of China are able to further the goals of the IMF and World Bank while listening to that Madonna creature as it sings the greatest hits from "Live Earth".

Isn't Capitalism great?

Gavin Elster said...

Bingo. You hit it right on the head.

Junk Thief said...

Geez, I sounded so Marxist last night. Ooh, look, Barney's is having a pre-season sale. I am so there.

Gavin Elster said...

oh look its 112 degrees outside. I'll be deep inside the cave today.

WAT said...

You two need to start a blog on the evils and absurdities of American capitalism!