Thursday, November 8, 2007

When you die...

When you die try not to do it in a public place.
If you find the need to die in a public place try to have a death buddy with you. A death buddy is the person with you who has no idea you were going to die but can alert the needed authorities when you die. A death buddy is needed to ensure you are remembered for being a person. They will ensure you are remembered buy your achevements or lack of.

If no deathbuddy is around here is how your death will be remembered.

"Hey! There is a dead body in the parking lot!"
(entire floor runs to one corner of the building and presses there face against the oneway glass that doesnt open)

(worker #83 fights his way to the glass and says:
"OH MY GOD! That is THAT guy."

"what guy?"
"Me and (name) were coming back from lunch yesterday and we saw him. I told (Name) that guy looks dead."

He was dead.

Dead guy was also a human just like one of us. He had a mother and a father and touched many lives.
Everything he had ever done was gone. He was now just "DEAD GUY."


As I left and the cops had taken control of that corner of the lot, the story on the floor was: he worked at another company in our building and went home early monday because he didn't feel well.

He never made it home.

2 comments:

WAT said...

Yeah, as if we really get to choose how or when we croak.

Unless it's suicide.

Luke said...

You can choose, if you're willing to go early.