Wednesday, March 7, 2007
The Majestic Butterhorn
33rd Psalm -
The Mouse is my shepherd: I surely want.
He maketh me to keep off the green pastures: he leadeth me beside the vending cart. He restoreth my hunger: he leadeth me in the paths of Mouse shaped ice cream sandwiches for his name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the Magic, I will fear no Kingdom: for thou eats with me: thy churro and thy turkey leg comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of his Princesses: thou stuff my head with sweet sweet treats: my cup runneth over, its defective! Surely high blood pressure and transfats shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will feast with the mouse forever.
The Majestic Butterhorn
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"thy churro and thy turkey leg comfort me. "
COUGH! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Excuse me.
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