You dirty dirty perv.

What a deal!

A VCR for how much? The creepy Santahand make it look like its an outtake from "Silent Night, Deadly Night".

I'm sure you'll see this everywhere but... just in case...

The entire Hudson River Plane crash from start to finish. Watch it from the very beginning. It happens about 2 minutes in.

A: It does make you a bad person.

More fun in the metro station.

High Tech Crazy Police

My friend, Jerry, Seems to be obsessed with filming crazy folk in the Metro stations. Here is a gem. Crazy datebook lady needs to check her datebook every :20 and slap her head every time she forgets to check her datebook.




Items listed in datebook:

Feb 22: check datebook
Feb 23: dont forget missed appointment
Feb 24: dont listen to doctor he is trying to poison you
Feb 16: back from future. Did you buy ham?

Where am I?

I've been away. No I wasn't in the pokey.

I moved. I now live in the glorious 'hood of North Hollywood.

Its a tiny place but Its private and affordable.


I've been busy moving and whipping the place in shape. Things I didn't realize I needed like... knobs for the stove, KILZ, Fiberglass patch tape and so on. I am now the owner of the most comfortable bed in the world. I bought the set from Leeds and the service there sucks. I bought the stuff on the condition that they deliver on a specific day. They did not and I spent two days on the floor. They knocked off 200.00 bucks from the bedframe that was delivered a week later on christmas eve. Again they said it didnt come in but they found out later it did they just didnt want to deliver on christmas eve. They showed up with half the frame. 30 minutes later all the frame was there but they brought the wrong screws. 30 minutes after that they brought screws that work.

Blah blah blah...

So ...
I'm not dead or arrested. Just moved.

Nina Hagen on The Merv Griffin Show.

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